sshame: DONT YOU JUST HATE THE WRAPPED POPSICLES THAT COME IN A VARIETY PACK BECAUSE THERES NO LABEL SAYING WHICH IS THE RED SO YOU HAVE TO PRESS DOWN ON THE WRAPPER TO SEE IF THE RED SHOWS THROUGH AND SOMETIMES YOU END UP GETTING A GRAPE OR ORANGE BECAUSE ITS HARD TO TELL AND YOUVE ALREADY OPENED IT SO YOU HAVE TO EAT IT JESUS CHRIST ITS 2012 GIVE US LABELED POPSICLES
ursorum: pockytardis: ursorum: Every time someone replaces the word “the” for “le”, a puppy explodes and a children’s hospital is burnt to the ground suddenly, a gigantic cloud of fire rolls over the entirety of paris, the citizens screaming and running in fear. their little french dogs are exploding. hospitals filled with children are burning down, survivors: 0. chaos is wreaking its way...
Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: Laughs hysterically, makes pterodactyl noise, transforms into a potato and rolls out the door and away into the sunset